To be fair, this client is more of an old acquaintance that I’ve more or less adopted. He shows up every couple of years with a new idea he needs help with. The latest is a one page website for his wood sculptures. He does all his email and web browsing at the library and calls from a pay…
Priceless
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Client: About that illustration - cancel it.
Me: Cancel it?
Client: Yes, I want it canceled.
Me: I can’t cancel it, it’s already done. You can ask for changes, though. What didn’t you like about it? What do you wish to change?
Client: I’m simply not going to use it, so I’m not going to pay.
Me: You may choose not to use it, but you signed a contract so you must pay.
Client: Cancel the contract then.
Client: We’re confused by the upside-down exclamation mark on the info box. Can you turn it the right way up?
Me: That’s… uh, that’s a letter ‘i’. As in ‘information’.
Lmao really?
