i hate going to work when you are home
Tracks
I know they’ve all been published previously but I thought I’d collect my favourite ones together for one post.
Disturbing
yourkate
for moleskine :)
bird in my moleskine
Hope for the Hopeless
Book 3.5. Watercolor
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
(Source: secretsbest)
I met with an elderly client to take PR photos for her company. We met at her house, and she opened the door wearing nothing but a towel. In the middle of awkward chit chat about how often I do photography, she drops the towel and proceeds to get dressed. In leopard-print leggings and a tank top.
It took her three-and-a-half minutes to get on the leggings. Trust me, I’m sure.
Oh the humanity
Client: I’d like a spark to travel down the shaft and explode when it gets to the tip.
The client punctuated this statement with a POP.
He was referring to an animated graphic he wanted for his logo, in which a spark or fuse followed the line from the first to last letter of the company name.
Bahaha
